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Brett Always Wins

About : Brett Always Wins by David D. D'Aguanno

According to the police report, the attractive, blue-eyed blonde had been shot to death in her apartment at around 7:30 p.m.

Then how was it possible that nearly 50 people saw her dining and dancing at a nearby club over three hours later?

Set in the late 1980s, the third Brett Cornell novel finds the studly private detective surrounded by the usual bevy of beautiful women, as well as a few seedy characters who foolishly decide to butt heads with the supreme unscrupulous bastard himself.

But Brett’s road to victory isn’t easy, especially when he receives a frantic call for help, which leads to his being severely beaten right outside his office building and, later, being held and threatened at gunpoint.

Soon, bullets start flying, fists start flying – and even a sledgehammer is used – in one of the most violent cases of his career, before Brett finally wins!

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Brett Cornell Mysteries: 9 Book Series

Brett Cornell Mysteries: 9 Book Series by David D. D’Aguanno

This is the nine-book series of comedy-mysteries featuring the tough and crass “unscrupulous bastard” himself – a rude, wise-cracking private detective who happens to be a hugely successful ladies’ man, thanks largely to what he immodestly refers to as his “Adonis-like features”.

In a series of tales involving murder, blackmail, and other assorted acts of violence and deceit, Brett learns the hard way that there’s a steep price to be paid for being such an unscrupulous bastard – and listeners may very well feel that he gets exactly what he deserves, and more!

Not recommended for the politically-correct crowd.

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Don’t Mess with Brett by David D. D’Aguanno

The life of an unscrupulous bastard can sometimes be fraught with difficulties.
First, there was the sweet young thing who claimed he’d impregnated her. (Know what a condom is, Brett?)
Then there was the desperate young man who wanted to take him to court. (One of the risks you run when you insist upon being so unscrupulous.)
How about the guy who showed up at his apartment and threatened him at gunpoint? (Punching him out at that party might not have been such a good idea.)
Or the ex-girlfriend who came back, just to call him STUPID? (‘Nuff said.)
But when someone left a dead body on top of his bedspread, the message that needed to be sent out was clear: “Don’t mess with Brett!”

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Brett Cornell Mysteries – 9 Book Series by David D. D’Aguanno

Over the course of this 9-book series, Brett learns that — as sure as rain is wet & water is. . .well, wet — there’s a steep price to be paid for being such an unscrupulous bastard – and listeners may very well feel that he gets exactly what he deserves, and more!

Not recommended for the politically-correct crowd.

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Time Is Irreverent 2: Jesus Christ, Not Again! by Marty Essen

Marty Mann and Nellie Dixon are back for another irreverent, liberal, twisty, time-travel comedy! This time they have Jesus Christ, the actual guy, on their side.

The timeline correction Marty Mann and Nellie Dixon accomplished in their first episode was successful. . . . Or was it? When the two humans and their Krichard friends, Chrissie and Tina, return to year 2020 Earth to verify the change, they find an advanced, peaceful planet.

The four friends move into Marty’s new timeline home and the next morning head out for a flying car tour of Oodlelakeolis. The city, which was Minneapolis in the previous timeline, is beautiful from the air, but when they swoop down to land, the Colorless Ones, a cult of religious extremists from the planet Krichardia, reverse the timeline change and abduct Chrissie and Tina.

Instantly, President Handley is back to dropping nuclear bombs, and once again, Marty and Nellie must find a way to stop him.

Our heroes take the time-traveling Chromosphere Cruiser back to AD 31, with plans to restore the advanced timeline. Unfortunately, an unexpected event forces them to return to the year 2020, but they have a stowaway—Jesus Christ!

Can Marty Mann and Nellie Dixon save the world and rescue Tina and Chrissie with snark being their only superpower? Can a dark-skinned Jesus with a fondness for profanity and a disdain for religious hypocrisy thrive in the twenty-first century? And who are the Soldiers of the White Jesus? These questions and more will be answered in this unforgettable episode.

Time Is Irreverent 2: Jesus Christ, Not Again! is a hilarious, thought-provoking satire with unpredictable twists, colorful and colorless aliens, the outrageous Holy Smokin’ Hot Nellie, and a juicy role for Jesus Christ, the actual guy!

Each novel in the Time Is Irreverent series stands alone, and a humorous prologue quickly gets listeners up-to-date.

Publisher’s Warning: This novel is intended for a liberal audience and is not recommended for conservative listeners.

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Everyone In LA Is An Asshole by Sarah Noffke

LA is a beast. A city that swallows most with its glamour and glitz.
Not Sarah Fuller though.
Stubborn and relentless, Sarah refuses to be changed by her surroundings. Often, she takes a cynical approach, judging the world around her, though never taking anything too seriously.
Thrown back into the dating arena in her late thirties, Sarah encounters brand new challenges.
Readers will laugh out loud at the adventures and mishaps this sassy protagonist gets herself into. She explores LA life, seeing it through her unique lens.
Hair extensions, goat yoga, socialites and all the strangeness that comes out of LA weave together in this crazy, episodic adventure.
Can you handle the absurdities?
Scroll back up and hit the ‘Read Now’ or ‘Buy’ button and laugh until you can’t see.
Fans of Chelsea Handler and Sex in the City will love Everyone in LA is an Asshole, a series that doesn’t hold back and says what we’re all secretly thinking.

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Brett Cornell Mysteries – 9 Book Series by David D. D’Aguanno

68+ Hours of Brett !!

Please note: Not for the easily offended PC crowd.

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Brett Cornell Mysteries – 9 Book Series by David D. D’Aguanno

Not for the easily offended PC-crowd!

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Brett Gets Hammered by David D. D’Aguanno

The beautiful and alluring Tammy Rankin and her brother Andy were positively grief-stricken when their well-to-do father died of a fatal heart attack. In fact, their grief was intensified when they realized that their young stepmother stood to inherit his vast fortune – that is, unless they could somehow suggest foul play and pin a murder rap on the woman, notwithstanding her probable innocence.

They obviously needed to enlist the services of someone who was totally devoid of any amount of scruples whatsoever.

A perfect cue, then, for the entrance of self-proclaimed unscrupulous bastard Brett Cornell who, as expected, is instantly attracted to the prospect of getting his own greedy hands on a portion of the Rankin inheritance – and on the lovely Tammy Rankin herself!

However, will his unscrupulous nature alone, coupled with his stunning Adonis-like features, be enough for him to pull it off? Especially when he’s been spending the last few months of his life in a state of almost constant inebriation?

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Time Is Irreverent by Marty Essen

AN IRREVERENT, LIBERAL, TWISTY, TIME TRAVEL COMEDY!

What if you could make a change to history that would eliminate the Spanish Inquisition, American slavery, World War II, global warming, and an egomaniacal US president who thought he was smart enough to drop nuclear bombs here and there without negative consequences? What if that change also made the United States and 5 billion people poof from existence? Would you do it?

When alien time travel specialists, the Krichards, learn of President Handley’s game of dodge the mushroom cloud, they race to Earth to investigate. For them, the question of whether it’s worth it to change history is easy to answer, but they will only proceed if the human they deem best qualified to represent Earth agrees to make the change. Erasing Handley’s nuclear annihilation will require a quick jump to AD 31 to correct an error in history. If the Krichards select a brilliant scientist or an elite athlete for the task, Earth may be in good hands. Instead they select Marty Mann, a mildly successful travel writer whose only superpower is not taking life too seriously. What could possibly go wrong?

Spanning from the Cretaceous period to 2056, Time Is Irreverent is a hilarious, thought-provoking satire, with unpredictable twists, colorful aliens, huge dinosaurs, a smokin’ hot lesbian from the future, and a cameo from Jesus Christ himself!

Publisher’s Warning: This book is intended for a liberal audience and features satirical content that may not be appropriate for Donald Trump supporters or those who are offended by views that challenge traditional religious beliefs. Common side effects include wide smiles, sudden laughter, and occasional snorts. Reader discretion is advised.

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No Perfect Secret

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Anna Nesmith’s husband has secrets, layers of them. But even a dead man cannot keep a perfect secret. Anna must sort through the lies to find the truth of the calamity that has befallen her. Investigator Frank Caburn wants to help and more—he wants Anna in his life, in his home and in his bed. But trust is only a word and Anna is vulnerable. Caburn’s elderly bosses make things worse, forcing Caburn into silence to avoid a scandal in a city of lies. Adding to Caburn’s woe is a cross-dressing dominatrix with OCD, a purple-haired hacker on parole and Anna’s backstabbing mother-in-law. As they pick through the rubble of Anna’s imploding life Caburn wonders if each new discovery will bring them closer together or forever keep them apart.

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Pianist in a Bordello by Mike C. Erickson

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Pianist in a Bordello

What would happen if a politician decided to tell the truth—the whole truth?
Richard Youngblood, aspiring Congressman, is about to find out. He’s running on a platform of honesty and transparency—and against the advice of his friends and advisers he’s decided to start with himself. His autobiography will lay his entire life bare before voters just days before the election.
And what a life he’s had. Born in a commune and named Richard Milhous Nixon Youngblood as an angry shot at his absent father, Richard grows up in the spotlight, the son of an enigmatic fugitive and the grandson of a Republican senator. He’s kidnapped and rescued, kicked out of college for a prank involving turkeys, arrested in Hawaii while trying to deliver secrets to the CIA…Dick Nixon Youngblood’s ready to tell all.
He’ll even tell his readers about the Amandas—three women who share a name but not much else, and who each have helped shape and define the man he’s become.
Are voters really ready for the whole truth?
Are you?
Pianist in a Bordello is a hilarious political romp through the last four decades of American history, from a narrator who is full of surprises.

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Dave Doolittle’s Resumes That Work So You Don’t Have To by Joseph Ferguson

About Dave Doolittle’s Resumes That Work So You Don’t Have To by Joseph Ferguson

The book is on sale for $0.99 – the original price is $2.99
The promotion is running from Nov. 21 – Dec. 31

Need help with cover letters, resumes, interviews, and other job-related queries? Enter booze-fueled Dave Doolittle – expert at looking good while doing little. He’ll show you all the hilarious tips and tricks to antagonize employers.

With a strong disdain for pseudo-politicians like George Bush and Donald Trump, expect this fiery parody to mock all that is unjust. But most of all, expect sound advice for staying away from that unwanted Holy Grail – work.

Need proof? Just read former iron worker, Joe Ping’s, unquestioningly true testimonial: “I don’t have to worry about any crap no more. Reading the Want Ads is a thing of the past since I followed Dave Doolittle’s Real Resume Plan. Now I’m on the Gravy Train. I sit around the house all day watchin’ tube. An’ everybody thinks I’m doin’ my damnedest ta find a job. I tell ya. It’s great!”

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