Audiobooks That Are Awesome
About Fun Stories For Your Drive To Work by R. Scott Murphy
Get this recent #1 on Amazon’s Humor chart free during this promo! Your commute stinks, your job’s a mess, and you didn’t win Powerball. Here’s help! Murphy hit #1 on iTunes last week with his comedy single “Chick-fil-A Makes Me Feel Like Leonardo Dicaprio.” Enjoy embarrassing work stories, misguided coaching, crazy countdowns and take random fun to a new level!
This Fiction book is available in these Formats: eBook, Audiobook
About Daddy 3.0: A Comedy of Errors by Rob Armstrong
Special Promotion – .99 Kindle Countdown deal runs 1/13/17 til 1/19/17.
What a mess. This was not supposed to happen.
This isn’t where Nick Owen thought he would be by this point in life. He used to be a busy web programmer. Now he spends most of his energy trying to stop his three-year-old twins from playing in a dirty sand pit. Nick thinks of himself as Daddy 3.0, a stay-at-home-dad—but he just wasn’t programmed for this.
He must navigate a new world of jungle gyms and playdates while supporting his surgeon wife. He tries his best to be there for the twins, but he can’t stop making a mess of things. He’s just about nearing the end of his rope when the Swing Incident happens. The Swing Incident, spoken of in hushed tones around Nick’s New York City apartment building, has caused the resident queen bee, nicknamed “Supermom,” to declare him an enemy for life. No matter what Nick does to get back into Supermom’s good graces, he fails spectacularly.
Now Nick’s going to have to learn to fight fire with fire and become the best superparent on the block. This hilarious new book by Rob Armstrong chronicles one man’s journey into the world of modern fatherhood—one botched haircut, playground fight, and dirty diaper at a time.
Stay-at-home-dads have a new hero, of sorts.
Kirkus Review – “An appealing comedy delivers many laugh-out-loud moments for the reader who has dealt with a fractious toddler or attempted to cope as an outsider in any type of clique.”
Red City Review (4 Stars) – “Kudos goes to Armstrong for producing a highly entertaining coming-of-age as well as human-interest tale.”
This Fiction book is available in these Formats: eBook, Print
About THORN: Bears of Burden, Book 1 by Candace Ayers
Allie McMichael is running scared. Not from monsters in the closet, or creepy things under the bed, she’s scared of commitment. She has every reason to be scared after experiencing the pain of infidelity and after watching her parents’ failure of a marriage. On the run from a would-be fiancé, she finds a temp job bartending and waitressing in the small town of Burden, Texas. True love is not on the agenda until she meets her big, burly boss, hot-as-hell Thorn Canton who lights her fires in all the right places.
Bear shifter Thorn Canton is living the easy life. Successful tavern owner, he’s surrounded by good buddies, beer on tap, and an endless supply of women to keep him company. He has no plans, whatsoever, of getting hitched up, or of finding a mate. But, fate has its own plans….
This Fiction book is available in these Formats: eBook
About The Yankee Years Books 1-3 by Dianne Ascroft
After the Allied troops arrived in County Fermanagh, Northern Ireland during the Second World War, life in the quiet, rural county would never be the same again.
The Shadow Ally: June 1941 – Can Ruth Corey safeguard a military secret and protect her beau?
Acts of Sabotage: December 1941 – Can Ruth and American civilian contractor, Frank Longo, stop the acts of sabotage that threaten the military project and what does the future hold for the two of them?
Keeping Her Pledge: June 1942 – Can Pearl Grainger keep her pledge to do her bit for the war effort without losing the RCAF airman she loves?
This Fiction book is available in these Formats: eBook, Print
About Harry by Glen R Stansfield
For twenty-five years Harry has hidden a dark secret. He likes to kill.
Trained by the military, Harry discovered his desires in the streets of occupied Kuwait but buried them deep within his soul on his return to Britain. Until now.
The death of a former soldier releases the forces Harry suppressed all those years ago and he embarks on a crusade to free the streets of London from petty criminals.
They trained him to kill, and now they can’t stop him.
The body of a homeless man is discovered under a railway bridge of Limehouse Cut canal in the Tower Hamlets district of London. This is the latest in a series of attacks on the homeless, but the first to result in the death of the victim. Attending the scene is Senior Investigating Officer DCI Helene MacKay.
Over a period of five months, five more bodies are found, all killed in a different manner, but unlike the first, each has a ligature mark around the neck and characters carved into their skin. A member of Mackay’s team recognises the numbers as Bible passages, and it becomes apparent the killer is using the quotations to signify a reason the victim’s death. DNA analysis identifies one of the victims as being a serial rapist sought by the team.
All five victims have something in common; currently engaged in criminal activity or promoting hatred of others. The ligature marks and bible passages suggest one person is responsible; a serial killer. MacKay’s job is to catch that killer but a part of her hopes she will fail.
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About Remnant by Rob Scott
Indians once ruled over all of North America, then Europeans came and weakened them with disease, stole their land and herded them to Oklahoma as the Europeans expanded westward under the theory of Manifest Destiny, a nationalism movement in the 1830’s. Throughout this time period, the Democratic Party ruled developing a set of ideas that formed the foundation of the modern party. Then again in the 1940s through 1960s the nationalism movement became popular again under ruling by the Democratic Party and Indians were again run off their sovereign land, disbursed across America and left seemingly with nothing.
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About Remnant by Rob Scott
Indians once ruled over all of North America, then Europeans came and weakened them with disease, stole their land and herded them to Oklahoma as the Europeans expanded westward under the theory of Manifest Destiny, a nationalism movement in the 1830’s. Throughout this time period, the Democratic Party ruled developing a set of ideas that formed the foundation of the modern party. Then again in the 1940s through 1960s the nationalism movement became popular again under ruling by the Democratic Party and Indians were again run off their sovereign land, disbursed across America and left seemingly with nothing.
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About Winter Lites – A Collection of Seasoned Tales by Samantha Jacobey
Priced at only 99 cents – this collection will be removed completely by March 1st, 2017!!
This fall and winter season, Lavish Publishing is proud to bring together five of our new and established authors along with a few of their friends to present Winter Lites: A Collection of Seasoned Tales.
Inside this boxed set of novellas, eight special journeys await – all clean reads, ranging from love stories to paranormal thrillers. Each is told in the authors' unique voice, all are professionally edited and proofed, and only available in this special bundle for the 2016 holiday season.
Set includes:
The Binding, by Samantha Jacobey – Merideth Monroe if running for her life – can she use an ancient family diary to unravel her murdered mother's secret past before the killer finds her, too?
Dirty Old Man, by R.A. Carter-Squire – An aging man has reached his breaking point about life, his neighborhood, and decides to take back his dignity on Halloween night.
Stranded on Vail Mountain, by Desiree L Scott – An unhappy marriage turns deadly when a blizzard settles in on top of the couple’s retreat – will Joan have a life after being stranded on Vail Mountain?
Love on the Double, by L.A. Remenicky – When AJ Monroe fell in love, he fell fast, he fell hard, and he fell forever; but there was one problem – he fell for his brother Jessie’s girl.
Where Tyndra Turns To Ardnyt, by A. Nicky Hjort – Welcome to a place where forwards and backwards are exactly the same direction. Here Where Tyndra Turns to Ardnyt.
Revelations: A Redemption Series Novella, by ML Steinbrunn – Nash Phillips waltzed into my office and managed to twist me into a knotted mess; the truth is supposed to be easy, pure, even refreshing, but will our attraction survive the revelations of our true reality?
Unexpected Gift, by Anita Cox – Special Forces training could never have prepared this shifter for the surprise he receives when he goes home for the holidays.
Hazel Darling: Sweetest Sister, by Annie Rose Welch – Hazel Little Darling is hoping for a new start, a life far removed from the one of secrets she had been living with her infamous gang of sisters; but when the mysterious Tobias Jameson seems to materialize in the still of the night, she knows it can only mean trouble has found her once again.
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About Dave Doolittle’s Resumes That Work So You Don’t Have To by Joseph Ferguson
The book is on sale for $0.99 – the original price is $2.99
The promotion is running from Nov. 21 – Dec. 31
Need help with cover letters, resumes, interviews, and other job-related queries? Enter booze-fueled Dave Doolittle – expert at looking good while doing little. He’ll show you all the hilarious tips and tricks to antagonize employers.
With a strong disdain for pseudo-politicians like George Bush and Donald Trump, expect this fiery parody to mock all that is unjust. But most of all, expect sound advice for staying away from that unwanted Holy Grail – work.
Need proof? Just read former iron worker, Joe Ping’s, unquestioningly true testimonial: “I don’t have to worry about any crap no more. Reading the Want Ads is a thing of the past since I followed Dave Doolittle’s Real Resume Plan. Now I’m on the Gravy Train. I sit around the house all day watchin’ tube. An’ everybody thinks I’m doin’ my damnedest ta find a job. I tell ya. It’s great!”
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About The Boston Christmas Spirit: A Veteran’s Christmas Story by Adam C. Scott
Joe, a Veteran, battles with homeless life on the streets of Boston. He experiences Christmas magic through two adolescent girls Lily and Susie.
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