LA is a beast. A city that swallows most with its glamour and glitz.
Not Sarah Fuller though.
Stubborn and relentless, Sarah refuses to be changed by her surroundings. Often, she takes a cynical approach, judging the world around her, though never taking anything too seriously.
Thrown back into the dating arena in her late thirties, Sarah encounters brand new challenges.
Readers will laugh out loud at the adventures and mishaps this sassy protagonist gets herself into. She explores LA life, seeing it through her unique lens.
Hair extensions, goat yoga, socialites and all the strangeness that comes out of LA weave together in this crazy, episodic adventure.
Can you handle the absurdities?
Scroll back up and hit the ‘Read Now’ or ‘Buy’ button and laugh until you can’t see.
Fans of Chelsea Handler and Sex in the City will love Everyone in LA is an Asshole, a series that doesn’t hold back and says what we’re all secretly thinking.
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Mr. Smith and the Roach by J.J. DiBenedetto
John Smith has a problem. He’s a retired cop whose pension just got wiped out, and he doesn’t know why or how. Now, he needs to find a roommate to help pay the bills.
Sam has a problem. He’s a six-foot-tall talking cockroach, and he doesn’t know who created him, or why, or how. Now, he needs a place to live.
Thrown together as roommates and amateur detectives, Mr. Smith and the Roach realize their problems might be related. But those problems are far more complicated than they imagined, and before all is said and done, they’ll run afoul of a Russian gangster, an imprisoned Mafia don, a crooked Wall Street banker, a mad scientist, and maybe worst of all, Mr. Smith’s baby sister.
Can they get to the bottom of an unbelievable plot before someone exterminates the Roach – and Mr. Smith – for good?
Of Wolf and Peace by D.R. Perry
If you don’t own your mistakes they’ll own you.
Wolf shifter Josh Dennison shouldn’t tempt coincidence, or he’ll end up ill-fated, like his missing brother and maimed sister. The wolves pledged neutrality when the Goblin King and Sidhe Queen split up centuries ago. But he’s falling for the one woman he can’t have, a Kelpie whose magic comes straight from the Goblin King’s court.
Nox Phillips has hidden on campus since she undid the Queen’s punishing spell. When she and Josh work together again, their mutual attraction can’t be denied. But for any favor shown to one Faerie court, a price must be paid to the other. Nothing can erase Nox’s guilt or prevent the Sidhe Queen from putting her on trial. How far will Josh go to save her?
The Million Dollar Writer: How to Have a Legitimate – and Lucrative – Career as a Writer by Richard S. Gallagher
Want to turn your passion and talent for writing into a real, upper-middle-class livelihood? The high end of the writing market is perfect for career changers, moonlighters, stay-at-home parents, or anyone who wants to turn their writing talents into a lucrative home-based career. And it always has room for more talented people.
Meet Rich Gallagher – a self-proclaimed average guy who supported his household for many years as a writer and book author, accumulating over $1M of sales in each. And he knows exactly how to turn YOU into a million dollar writer too. The Million Dollar Writer will teach you how to break the code of getting stable, long-term writing assignments and publishing contracts, and help you unlock the secrets to real success in this field.
Get The Million Dollar Writer: How to Have a Legitimate – and Lucrative – Career as a Writer Here
Some Other Child by Sharon Buchbinder
Between the responsibility for the care of her injured mother and straightening out her muddled finances, public health researcher Sarah Wright hasn’t a minute to herself, much less time to repair a fractured romance. After a much-loved aunt goes missing, Sarah is convinced it’s a kidnapping, but the police refuse to investigate.
Former fiancé Dan flies to Sarah’s side to help – and it looks like things might come back together for the two of them – until Sarah is arrested for her aunt’s murder. As evidence stacks up against her, Sarah must find the real culprits as well as unravel decades-old family secrets along the way.
Made Of Stone Book One: Satori Stone Series by Desiree M. Palmer
Forget about wands and potions, magic is real. This single mother is about to discover how real as she fights to save her family. In the middle of her ordinary life, she discovers she must learn to wield the powers’ waiting inside her.
Satori Stone isn’t sure why she is targeted, she only knows her world has been turned upside down. Her neighbor teaches her the art of a mystic, and she becomes one of the most powerful people on the planet, thanks to good genes and the celestial alignment when she was born. Along the way, she meets a man who steals her heart. Their meeting was more than fate, however; it was planned.
In a life and death battle, she learns what it takes to manifest her true destiny. Her journey from aimless wondering to purposeful pathing teaches her how to activate the powers that lay dormant within her. She discovers how to access and control universal energies. But, can she be ready in time?
Book one in the Satori Stone series is full of mystery, intrigue, and romance. It will leave you wanting more.
Lieutenant Henry Gallant by H. Peter Alesso
Follow the career of a young officer in the 22nd Century genetically engineered space navy.
In an era of genetic engineering, Lieutenant Henry Gallant is the only Natural (non-genetically enhanced) officer left in the fleet. In spite of his superiors’ concerns that he is not up to the challenge, his unique mental abilities have proven essential to the defense of the United Planets in its fight against the Titan invaders.
Gallant allies himself with Alaina Hepburn, the leader of the democratic opposition. With Alaina’s help, he discovers that the ancient AI has a sinister ulterior motive and he must match his exceptional mind against the complexity of machine intelligence to escape the ultimate trap and prevent the extermination of humanity.
In Lieutenant Henry Gallant, one man pits the naked human mind against the perspicacity of machine intelligence.
Not Magic Enough by Valerie Douglas
A standalone #fantasyromance in #audio from the Coming Storm series
For Delae, a lonely landholder on the edge of the Kingdoms, a frantic knock at the door on a stormy winter’s night brings more than a cry for help… After centuries of war Elves have little contact with the race of Men, but Dorovan can’t bring himself to ride past those so obviously in need. One small act – with enormous consequences…
The Power to Break by Lisa Suzanne
Lisa Suzanne’s #1 bestselling rock star romance sets love against revenge.
As the bad boy drummer for the multi-platinum band Vail, Ethan Fuller thinks he’s invincible. He acts on impulse and has committed to the stereotypes of the rock star life with no regard for consequences. The one girl who had the power to tame him is just a distant memory.
Now that she has landed the opening gig on Vail’s next tour, Maci Dane is on the path to everything she always wanted. Fame, success, and money are trivial compared to her real objective: to break the heart of the one who broke hers.
When they meet face to face for the first time in nearly two decades, Ethan is reminded of the one who got away while Maci works tirelessly to hide her past. As she attempts to even the score, feelings from the past are rekindled. Will she give into love or use her power to break him?
Over My Dead Body: A Supernatural Novel by Kelly Fitzgerald Fowler
A mysterious estate. A collector on a mission. Will one man’s discovery change Christian history forever?
Joel Cohen has inherited a heavy burden. Still grieving his father’s death, the antique dealer examines the strange box his embittered patriarch left behind. As he pries further, Joel is stunned to discover first-hand records of the death of Jesus.
Falling further down the rabbit hole, the collector and his wife uncover a trail of historical espionage from Roman times and World War II all the way through the modern day. But as they shine more light onto their powerful artifact, they may be forced into battle against a secretive group of fallen angels…
Will Joel survive exposing a world-altering secret or will vicious demons bury both him and the past?
Over My Dead Body is an exhilarating supernatural thriller. If you like ancient prophesies, biblical mysteries, and page-turning action, then you’ll love Kelly Fitzgerald Fowler’s epic adventure.
Feared By Hell by Michael Anderle
You never mess with a young girl around James Brownstone. It doesn’t matter what crime syndicate you belong to, that just doesn’t sit well with him.
The world has changed since the news of Oriceran came out 20 years before. Now, countries all over the world have agreed to using a bounty system for dangerous criminals using advanced magic or advanced technology. Magical criminals, thugs, and bounty hunters in the future, people too powerful for the cops to deal with, will revert to what worked in the past.
If you find out you are hunted by Brownstone, we suggest you turn yourself in. It will save you a monumental ass-kicking.
Brownstone likes his life simple, but life is about to throw him a wicked curveball.
Download and kick back for a fun, action-packed adventure that will have you yelling for the good guys and laughing at just how much Brownstone can infuriate Shay. And, how thoroughly Shay mystifies Brownstone.
Demimone: Three Book Series by Ash Krafton
Wondering what to do with that Audible credit?
If you enjoy emotional reads…supernatural action and mortal peril…all with an Egyptian twist on the vampire myth…then slip into the Demimonde by Ash Krafton—a three-book series bundle that gives you nearly 40 hours of captivating narration.
Listen a sample here: https://www.amazon.com/Demimonde-3-Book-Series/dp/B07D7HDRWB/
Audible reviews:
“Twist after twist. Love these kind of stories.”
“…can you give more than five stars?!”
“I absolutely loved this series!”
“Fantastic listen!”
“This was a different twist on the everyday vampire stories.”
Brett Cornell Mysteries – 9 Book Series by David D. D’Aguanno
68+ Hours of Brett !!
This is the nine-book series of comedy-mysteries featuring the tough and crass “unscrupulous bastard” himself – a rude, wise-cracking private detective who happens to be a hugely successful ladies’ man, thanks largely to what he immodestly refers to as his “Adonis-like features”.
In a series of tales involving murder, blackmail, and other assorted acts of violence and deceit, Brett learns the hard way that there’s a steep price to be paid for being such an unscrupulous bastard – and listeners may very well feel that he gets exactly what he deserves, and more!
Please note: Not for the easily offended PC crowd.
Brett Cornell Mysteries – 9 Book Series by David D. D’Aguanno
This is the nine-book series of comedy-mysteries featuring the tough and crass “unscrupulous bastard” himself – a rude, wise-cracking private detective who happens to be a hugely successful ladies’ man, thanks largely to what he immodestly refers to as his “Adonis-like features”.
In a series of tales involving murder, blackmail, and other assorted acts of violence and deceit, Brett learns the hard way that there’s a steep price to be paid for being such an unscrupulous bastard – and listeners may very well feel that he gets exactly what he deserves, and more!
Not for the easily offended PC-crowd!
Takin’ It Back by Ash Krafton
USA Today best-selling author Ash Krafton is bringing a new twist to the old swish-and-flick…. Magic is all in the way you cast it in Takin’ It Back, her newest urban fantasy novel!
Think there’s nothing worse than becoming like your mother? Try being possessed by her spirit.
Twenty-year-old Aerie hates running collateral recovery for her father’s magical supply shop. Repossession is a nasty business, even when you’re good at it. Her dream job? The store’s new acquisitioner…but Pop says that job’s for someone who finds things, not loses them. When a mysterious amulet must be found, Aerie sees an opportunity to prove her worth to him.
That’s when a spirit trapped inside the amulet possesses her instead. Demonic powers are handy on a door-knock or when facing down one’s nemesis, but mages can’t use the demonic ley without becoming tainted. Worse yet, the spirit may be Aerie’s difficult, deadbeat, long-gone mother.
The possession will destroy Aerie if she doesn’t get the amulet off – but the only person who can do that is the guy she repo’d it from. Mr. Probable Ulterior Motive says if she finds some crummy old book she’d lost years ago, she may discover the spirit’s true identity and prevent its damnation. Aerie must entrust her fate to a complete stranger, or let the demon get what it wants – and it wants Pop dead.
Gonna be one hell of a family reunion.
Lara Croft meets The Magicians in this tale of magic, adventure, and hidden truths….
JOLT by Jodi Bowersox
A 21st Century woman shakes up a doctor’s 19th century world.
When the summit of Pikes Peak is beset with a summer storm, Lalita Torres thinks the embarrassment of trading her shorts and tank top for a touristy union suit to keep warm is the worst that could happen.
She was wrong.
A lightning strike sends her back a hundred and twenty-three years and into the care of Dr. Tate Cavanaugh.
Lalita thinks she’s in a reality TV show. Tate thinks she’s lost her mind.
Fangs for the Memories by D.R. Perry
Memory is a tricky business.
No one remembers Maddie May. That’s fine with her; just a side effect of Umbral magic. Unfortunately, she has to take the Magic Theory Lab at Providence Paranormal College. Maddie won’t pass if the Professor can’t remember her.
Henry Baxter’s a psychic vampire who can store total recall for himself and others. He’s been in business since 1986, but new regulations mean he needs a degree to keep operating. Going back to college after sixty years on earth is definitely a drag, especially since society treats vampires as second-class citizens.
The woman everyone forgets and the man who remembers everything seem a natural pair. While Maddie’s all for it, Henry keeps pushing her away. But what if the only way they’ll survive is together?
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Swim Season by Marianne Sciucco
Champion swimmer Aerin Keane is ready to give up her dreams of college swimming and a shot at the Olympics. As she starts senior year in her third high school, Aerin’s determined to leave her family troubles behind and be like all the other girls at Two Rivers. She doesn’t want to win anymore. She’s swimming for fun, no longer the freak who wins every race, every title, only to find herself alone.
But when her desire to be just one of the girls collides with her desire to be the best Two Rivers has ever seen, will Aerin sacrifice her new friendships to break a longstanding school record that comes with a $50,000 scholarship?
The Tatterdemon Omnibus by Steve Vernon
In 1691, the town of Crossfall taught the witch Thessaly how to die. They beat her, they shot her, they hung her–but nothing worked. When they finally tried to bury her alive Thessaly set the field against them. The first man died as a gust of wind harrowed the meat from his bones. A root,flung like a dirty javelin, cut a second man down. Many more deaths followed. The Preacher Fell impaled the witch upon her very own broom but she dragged him down into the field to wait for three more centuries.
Three hundred years later Maddy Harker will murder her bullying husband Vic. She will bury him in the field as she buried her abusive father years before that. The very same field where the revenant spirit of Thessaly Cross lies waiting.
In three days Vic will rise again – a thing of dirt, bone and hatred.
Men will call him the Tatterdemon. And hell–and Thessaly–will follow!
“Reads like Stephen King’s Salem’s Lot, only with scarecrows instead of vampires.”
Death Becomes Her by Michael Anderle
What you thought you knew about vampires and werewolves is wrong…so very, very, wrong.
A thousand years of effort to keep the Unknown World hidden is unraveling and the Patriarch is tired. He needs to find someone to take over.
He finds Bethany Anne.
Unknown, untested and untried, she sets out to accomplish the impossible while forging a new future. One that no one knew was in danger.
And she does it with an attitude that will make you stand up and cheer!
They say a dress can make a women, but in this case, the dress is Death, and Death Becomes Her very well indeed.